The Members
The Legends, the Lost, and the Lovably Terrible
Founding Members
The ones who started this whole mess

The visionary who looked at a group of mediocre golfers and said "we could make this official." A true pioneer. His drive is incosistent, his putts are short, and his chain is dope.

Co-founder and Director of Course Selection. Instrumental in creating the bylaws and the official beer measuring stick. A pioneer in golf philosophy and innapropriate clothing choices for golf. A legend of the league.
Regular Members
Every legend needs a supporting cast

Nobody is gonna tell me he isnt the dude from almost famous. Loves Costco.

Has the most expensive equipment in the League. His clubs cost more than a used car. This has not helped. A true testament to the fact that gear doesn't make the golfer.
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